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March 01, 2005

The V Word

Today is crappy crappy crappy.

So crappy that the word 'crappy' has to be said more than once, resulting in the word no longer sounding like a word at all.

*sigh*

I am so stressed out, I really feel like I'm going to crack up at any minute. When I woke up this morning, all my worries came pouring back into my head...and not one by one in a tidy and orderly manner...oh no. They flooded. I was overwhelmed.

I had a couple of sips of coffee (wasted a cup becuase I was running late), and I wished that there was some possible way to fast forward through extremely stressful times. Not skip it all together...the events are still experienced and lessons learned where lessons ought to be learned, etc etc, but just fast forward, go at a quicker pace and get it all over with before head explosion is imminent.

If it were possible to fast forward, this month would be on 32x, while normally stressful times might be on 2x or 4x.

I did take time out of my busy worrying schedule to see The Vagina Monologues with Regan and bopalula. It was a pretty good show. Not quite what I was expecting, which is weird since I read the book, but interesting nonetheless. My favourite part was when all the men in the audience started shifting uncomfortably. I have to give them props for even coming to the play in the first place. Well done, boys!

Miles is being an ass again (he was doing ok there for a while), and I actually considered the money involved in having him lobotomised.

Luckily for him, I'm broke.

Today's weather is cold, windy and slanty-sleety.

x

Posted by calima at March 1, 2005 10:55 AM