Frodo - The quick guide...


Everything You Wanted To Know About Frodo (But Were Afraid To Ask).
I'm Scottish.
And I live in Glasgow.
I'm an actor.
Working in Musical Theatre, mainly.
Though I do some straight theatre (plays, etc)
I run a theatre company called Rhymes With Purple Productions.
Mostly straight theatre these days.
My main earner when not acting is Karaoke Hosting!
I'm only 5'4'' in my stocking soles.
I don't mind being short. Really.
No, really, I don't. I'm fine with my height.
I'm really fine about it, thanks.
I have one tattoo - Celtic knot on my shoulder.
I have one piercing - it's a secret!.
My name actually is Frodo.
Calima and I share a flat.
It's an INCREDIBLE flat!
I'm not gonna tell you where my piercing is.
So don't ask.
I drink Guinness.
And vodka and Diet Coke.
I have a slight addiction to Jaffa Cakes (but who doesnt-except Calima)
I give nick-names to all the girls I know.
Partially because I get them mixed up.
And you're less likely to get slapped if you only use the wrong nick-name.
I dress almost entirely in black.
I'm not a Goth - I just like black.
I have one purple T-shirt.
I'm not a Goth, honest!
But I used to be.
In my teens.
Before it was cool.
In fact, when it was pretty uncool.
I have pretty bad timing.
I'm often late for things.
Mostly, I have a goatee.
Because I'm too lazy to shave.
I used to be a nurse.
But I was too lazy to look after sick people.
I'm just lazy enough to be an actor.
Which is actually pretty hard work, y'know.
I can't think of anymore things to write.
I'll update this later.
TTFN.