My sweetheart, knowing the pain and agony I was going through with my craving for Cheetos was a sweetheart (hence the name) and bought me some Whotsits, which are apparently the UK equivalent.
Having tried a small bag last night, while watching 'Cheers' on TV, I decided that this would a good review.
Whotsits Vs. Cheetos:
| Whotsits | Cheetos |
| Texture: puffy only | puffy and crunch |
| Taste: cheesy, with a slight tang | Ultra Cheesey, Comes in super hot flavour also |
| Fingerlicking: Little to no dust on fingers | Dust everywhere, nails orange. Does not work well when wearing black trousers |
| Result: Satisfying but leads to want of crunchy version | Always the cheesiest. Dusty fingers is a problem, but for kids, that's half the fun of eating cheetos |
| Winner: push |
And there you have it. The Whotsits v. Cheetos competition you've all been waiting for.
And now I'm off to find something interesting and non-freakish to review.