OK, your standard superhero movie - you got your ordinary person before the superpowers arrive, shy, introverted, probably a bad dresser, maybe a bit ugly too. Check.
Then you get the accident that turns them into a superhero, usually involving a vat of chemicals. Check.
Add a freaky person who seems to know more about it than they let on (in this case, a crazy cat lady played by the mum from Six Feet Under). Check.
Then superhero person starts to behave weirdly, running up walls and beating cops at basketball. First hint to dumb cop - ordinary people don't run up walls. This is suspicious.
Baddies appear, bit of sanctimonious speech-making, somebody dies. Then it's time for a romantic interlude. Second hint to dumb cop - you are looking for a catwoman, the woman you just slept with just put clawmarks down your back. This is suspicious.
Superhero gets set up by baddie, fight scenes in pyjamas. Sod Halle Berry, Sharon Stone has still got it baby !
Dumb cop finally realises who Catwoman is, he has to do the right thing and he arrests her. She manages to escape from her cell because she is anorexic and can just slip through the bars. Note to cops : get iron doors instead of bars.
Final showdown, blah blah blah, baddie gets killed, Halle gets away with it. Kiss, kiss, oh no wait, I can't be with you cos I'm a superhero now and that's the way it goes.
Cue shot of skyline and moon.
THE END
Yep. Thats pretty much how I thought it was going to go.
Hilarious review ;)
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