Snore. I'm too sleepy to write this review. Boring.
First of all, what terrible special effects. This was meant to be an epic yet the backgrounds look fake (you can even see the outline of the actors) and as for the CGI tigers, well if I wanted Hidalgo the video game I'd have been happy but I didn't and so I'm not. I could probably have done a better job using my own PC.
I'm so bored I can't even be bothered to outline the plot. Blah blah man on a horse, blah blah people insult horse, blah blah man enters horse in ridiculous race, couple of women, some bad guys with stupid accents, stunt stunt stunt, horse nearly dies, makes unbelievable recovery in nick of time, good guy wins, moral ending.
Oh and to those who might still watch it because they fancy Viggo Mortenson - don't bother, he looks like crap. And he's boring.