June 05, 2005
Are We There Yet?
Directed by
Brian Levant
Cast:
Ice Cube
blah blah blah people
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Dear Crappy Movie,
I hate you.
I respect the fact that I'm sure you were really fun to make and I appreciate that you chose my lovely state to be filmed in but you really, really did not hold my attention.
For one, I am not a young viewer and you felt wayyyy too 'Home Alone' with your kid work. Also, how Liv Tyler was Ice Cube on that horse? I really hope you weren't trying to hide the fact that it was faker than Pam Anderson's ever changing bustline.
Whatever you do, please don't breed with Catwoman. The dirty love children you'd produce would leave me wanting to brillo pad my eyeballs out.
I wish you better luck in the future. If I wanted to see suck I'd go rent porn.
Sincerely,
Prism
Posted by prism at June 5, 2005 07:37 AM