I woke up this morning to the realization that the universe must be playing "Aggravation" with my Monday. Manna let me know that it was the full moon by barfing on my bed. Not kidding. She does that every full moon. Hemlock decided that I needed to get up, so he stood on my bladder. The dog ate my 12 grain bread. The whole fucking loaf. I tried to log on, it took 20 minutes, then I tried to journal, I lost the entry. I tried to do laundry but the stupid fabric softener dispenser got clogged so I had to take that upstairs and clean it. Then I discovered that all my white towels are now a lovely shade of mint green... don't ask. Then I tried to get back on line and the computer froze.
I get online again, and hear this crazed rumbling coming from the basement. It's the washer machine. By the amount of racket that it's making, I'm wondering if the stupid machine has been posessed by 'The Mangler'. It's off center on the spin cycle. So I have to go down three flights of stairs before it breaks the washer machine.
It's only 1:30 pm.
And the radio was playing utter shite. Complete utter shite. And I began to think, "I think I understand why Elvis shot the TV."
And now I get to the really annoying part. I am trying to (again) stop drinking diet coke. Soda. Caffiene. I realized that I am actually quite addicted. So for the past three days I've been quite irritable.
On the plus side, I got to talk to both Pipsie and Legend on the phone today.
Eventually I'll be able to catch up with everyone. I think I'v finally getting out of my anti social phase.
Doesn't mean I won't bite though.
Ok, I've got to take the clothes out of the mangler and put them into the driver, then feed the mangler again.
x
Posted by hawkie at June 16, 2003 01:47 PM