I have sinned.
I left the guacamole out last night. One and a half cups of bliss, ruined by my negligence. Will I ever recover? What are the possible karmic retributions for this. How many hail avocados must I do?
That I should stoop so low.
Posted by hawkie at January 9, 2004 11:38 AMHawk. I am so shocked! You, ruin guacamole? How is that even possible?
50 Hail Avocados and 40 lashes with a wet noodle.
My mentor!! I am beside myself! And here I was getting ready to make guacamole for the first time. I am so unsure of myself now. Oh the humanity! What ever shall I do??
Distressed Dust
Posted by dustbuffalo at January 10, 2004 10:40 AMI shall pray for your immortal soul, that you will one day be absolved of your tragic sin...
**Falls to knees in prayer**
Posted by morgan at January 10, 2004 12:46 PM