August 10, 2004

Whack the shit outta some balls

Tiffany and I went to the golf driving range tonight. We enjoyed it immensely. At first we were real timid and embarrassed because we knew that our posture/game/style/knowlege about golf was nill and crap. But we were determined to try anyways. After playing caddy and taking very shabby hits at some golf balls in St Louis, and be lightly patronized about ladies ability to hit balls, we were determined to show them.

We didn't really get the groove until we had already hit about 10 balls a piece and we started using it as therapy.

This is for saying you'd call and didn't.

*WHACK*

This is for making me put away a 204 piece truck by myself.

*WHACK*

This is for this


*WHACK*

This is for that

*WHACK*

We got some distance then. Tiffany averaged about 150-160 yards, and I was right happy with my 100 yard average. Compared to the pathetic tumbling of the prior week.

Rock right on.

Kings Island was a blast yesterday. Walked all over, all day. With cramps and AF. Pamprin sucks. It doesn't really do the trick.

Its still up in the air about going to ST Louis this weekend.

If we do, then we do.

If we don't, then we dont.

So be it.

Posted by hawkie at August 10, 2004 09:30 PM
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I wanna whack the shit out of some balls! It sounds immensely therapeutic.

I recommend Ibuprofin for cramps. It is a prostoglandin inhibitor. Prostoglandins are what cause the muscle contractions.

Hope you feel better soon.

xoxox
Pat

Posted by Psyche at August 12, 2004 05:18 PM
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