October 01, 2004

2 broke mo'fuggers

Well, the people I work with are eccentric for sure.

We have Mike, who is about 60... maybe 70, and has 8 daughters. He is a lady's man.
Gloria, who calls me shorty (pronounced show tay), also about the same age as Mike. They play back and forth all day, either fighting or loving... you never know.
Tim, the manager who is hot.
There are others but today we will deal with them.

The campus store needed help. Mike said that he needed to go to another store to work so that he could look at other women. I told him, that I was offended, and I was going to tell Gloria.

Gloria came in, I spilled the goods.

Gloria looked at him as he tried to suck up and said, "I done told you that 2 broke mo'fuggers don't mix. Go on, go look at some cheap ass on campus.

I've been snorting over that retort for two days.

Posted by hawkie at October 1, 2004 02:46 PM
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