3:10pm: We’re meeting the 2 teams. Someone dropped the ball on the audio. Wow…I bet live segment producers everywhere are losing their shit.
3:18pm: Queen Latifah sings America The Beautiful. Nice job.
3:21pm: Carrie Underwood sings The National Anthem. A cappella even. Awesome.
3:23pm: The Last Airbender. E*trade. Rogaine. Golf club. McDonalds commercial with Larry Bird. Nurse Jackie. CSI: Vegas.
3:28pm: Saints win the toss.
3:29pm: Hyundai.
3:30pm. Game starting. woo hoo Reggie Bush. I’m sorry. It’s 3rd down and 2 to go and you throw it? Stupid. And then you had to punt it.
3:42pm: Colts score a field goal.
3:43pm: Bud Light house. Snickers with Betty White and Abe Vigoda. Tim Tebow. Survivor commercial.
3:45pm: another set of commercials? jeebus. Hyundai Sonata. Boost Mobile Shuffle. Doritos dog with shock collar. CRACKED ME UP!!!!!
3:52pm: Robin Hood. Doritos “Keep your hands off my mama!” Bud Light meteor. NCIS head slap.
4:01pm: Touchdown by Pierre Garcon.
4:02pm: Simpsons Coke commercial. Go Daddy.
4:05pm: Doritos fake death. Bud Light voice modulator. Monster.com. Wolfman.
4:08pm: Another commercial set? Bridgestone. Shape Ups from Skechers. Cars.com (guy is super smart but scared to buy a car. Stupid last year, stupid this year).
4:18pm: Bud Light human bridge. Shutter Island. Mark Sanchez. Leno, Ophrah, Letterman.
4:21pm: CareerBuilder vsdual Friday. Dockers no pants. Favre in 2020 hyundai sonata.
4:26pm: Bud Light Lost. Dove for men.
4:37pm: Dodge Charger. Teleflora flowers in a box. Papa Johns (disgusting pizza).
4:39pm: Alice in Wonderland. Dr. Pepper Kiss and Little Kiss. Puxatawney Palamalu! I don’t get how Two and a Half Men is the #1 comedy. It’s not a funny show.
4:45pm: FloTV.
4:49pm: Intel robot.
4:50pm: Saints get a field goal. Nathan’s hope for $100 in his company’s football pool are dashed.
5:01pm: Halftime. The Who. Again, thank you Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake for the “Wardrobe Malfunction” that started this whole “safe” bands thing. Don’t get me wrong. I like The Who. But they are so not relevant right now. We could’ve have more contemporary bands/artists playing, but noooo.
5:03pm: CarMax with the animals.
5:23pm: Starting to lose interest in this game and the commercials.
5:27pm: Touchdown Saints!!
5:28pm: Denny’s Grand Slam. Volkswagon.
5:39pm: HomeAway.com. Bridgestone tires. KGB (for the WonderKiller in all of us).
5:42pm: Coke across Africa.
5:53pm: Kia Sorrento. Roundup weed killer. Budweiser Select 55.
5:58pm: And I’m done. I can’t blog anymore.
